QuotaBillsA witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire
I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler
Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope
Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith
To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray
Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius
Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius
All that we are is the result of all that we have thought. - Buddha
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers
Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament
Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis
The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown
We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell
A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver