Something Witty

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffett

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. - Tom Robbins

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts