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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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