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Spring Cleanup in Canada

How an East Coast spring snowstorm compares to Canada's Wet Coast

Spring Cleanup in Canada thanks to joe-kster

April 2014 Halifax snow storm draws comparison to 'White Juan' storm in 2004

Spring Cleanup in Canada thanks to joe-kster

Real estate agents can't explain a sudden rise in the B.C. housing market

Spring Cleanup in Canada thanks to joe-kster

April 2014 ‘no’ storm in Vancouver draws up flowers

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The Joe-kster takes precious time away from website to power wash around home

Powerful spring blizzard blasts across Atlantic Canada while B.C. residents experience the warmer side of 'Global Warming'

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing. - Barbara Bush

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain


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