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Spring Thaw

Is Spring coming soon?

Spring Thaw thanks to Jim Serritella

Why some animals are looking forward to an early Spring

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If you are cold, tea will warm you;
if you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you. - William E. Gladstone

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard


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