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Star Wars Dog Walk

How Dogma became a fervently loyal rookie clone trooper

Star Wars Dog Walk thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

May the Force be with you, dog walkers

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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