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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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