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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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