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Sill-e signs at B.C. Ferries

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Sign graffiti adds romance to a B.C. Ferry cruise

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What this safety sign normally looks like: Step over sill

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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