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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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