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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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