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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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