#1 humor site on the 'net

Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

QuotaBills
A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


Fishing With Moses

Robot Hood

New Nail Gun

Breakthrough - Second Wind

Burma Road Cycling

Water Waste Basket

My Daughter and My Money

Executive Decision Time

Animal Rings

Cow Return

Biggest Fan On The Block

Senior's TV Tray

Potty 'Train'ing In India

A Woman Named Five Horses

Vegan Dentist

How To Conserve Gas

Rolling Shoes

How Twins Are Made

Cool Reading Room

Poor Lifetime

Be GarFul

Tooth Ferry

Ready For Rabbits

Ecosystem