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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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