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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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