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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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