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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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