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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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