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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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