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Street Hair

Combing through a neighbourhood shrub

Street Hair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Artscape - blending graffiti with the environment

Using graffiti on street walls for mural art

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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