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Stuff Sale

Walmart's new Department Of Unknown Sales

Stuff Sale thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Sign of a careless shopper

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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