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Stuff Sale

Walmart's new Department Of Unknown Sales

Stuff Sale thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Sign of a careless shopper

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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