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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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