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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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