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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)
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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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