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Sun Skin Tone

What to do if your skin colour matches the sign

Sun Skin Tone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sun tanning safety tips

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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