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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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