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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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