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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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