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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Secrets: Things we give to others to keep for us - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

There are two types of secrets: the kind you want to keep in; and the kind you don't dare to let out. - Ally Carter

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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