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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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