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Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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