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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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