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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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