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Sign of long-term good weather in Lahaina, Maui

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Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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