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Where to catch the waves in Paia, Maui

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quake: Fearful duck call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination. - Christopher Columbus

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed. - William S. Burroughs

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines. - Mario Batali

It is amazing how few oil people really understand that you only find oil if you drill wells. You may think you’re finding it when you’re drawing maps and studying logs, but you have to drill. - John Masters

Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom. - Jolene Blalock

I see that not everyone in the West has understood that the Soviet Union has disappeared from the political map of the world and that a new country has emerged with new humanist and ideological principles at the foundation of its existence. - Vladimir Putin


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