Symptoms of Laziness
How to overcome laziness
Stress-full signs of chronic laziness
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I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer