Tactical Texas

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash