Tactical Texas

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. - Robin Williams

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

What you do has far greater impact than what you say. - Stephen Covey

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim