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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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