Take Your Pick

If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz