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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno


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