Take Your Pick

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper