Take Your Pick

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison