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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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