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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

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At the River

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In Africa

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In India

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In the Ocean

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In a Surrey, B.C. Parking Lot

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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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