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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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