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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon