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Tear-Paper Wall

Peeling back the layers of personal privacy

Tear-Paper Wall thanks to Mel Hardman

Wall framing tips for new house construction

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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