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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison