QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres
A leader is the one who can outline the broad vision and the direction, and say here's where we are going to go, here's why we need to go there, and here's how we are going to get there. A manager is the one who actually gets up under the hood and tunes the carburetor. - Mike Huckabee