Texas Lampshades

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken