Texas Wheelchair
Only a power wheelchair will do for a Texan
Wheelchair rides Down South
QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard
How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young
Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com