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The Importance Of Education

Food For Thought at Happy's Market

The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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