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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi

You can't be a good storyteller without a good story, yet how something is communicated is often as important as that which is being communicated. - David Paull


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