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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital. - Joe Paterno

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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