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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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