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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

You can't be a good storyteller without a good story, yet how something is communicated is often as important as that which is being communicated. - David Paull


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