The Passing Lane

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright