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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

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