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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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