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Some workers don't practice what they preach

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Work safety signs for those who can read

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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