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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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