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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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