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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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