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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

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Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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