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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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