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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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