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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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