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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

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Work safety signs for those who can read

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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