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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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