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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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