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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

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