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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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