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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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