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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
QuotaBills
Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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