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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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