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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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