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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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