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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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