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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Cleopatra: Queen of denial. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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