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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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