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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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