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Tire Store Restroom

Washbasin sink design to set you apart from the competition

Tire Store Restroom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tire-d of seeing the same bathroom sink design?

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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