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Tire Store Restroom

Washbasin sink design to set you apart from the competition

Tire Store Restroom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tire-d of seeing the same bathroom sink design?

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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