Tire Store Restroom

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone