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To Mother

To those who miss their mother on Mother's Day

To Mother thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Special memories on Mother's Day

Thoughts of the many sacrifices Mom made over the years

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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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