QuotaBillsJohnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown