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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley
Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock