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Tons Of Anarchy

Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy

Tons Of Anarchy thanks to Lucie LaTour

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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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