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Tons Of Anarchy

Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy

Tons Of Anarchy thanks to Lucie LaTour

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Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Two fundamental literary qualities" supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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