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Tons Of Anarchy

Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy

Tons Of Anarchy thanks to Lucie LaTour

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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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