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Tons Of Anarchy

Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy

Tons Of Anarchy thanks to Lucie LaTour

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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