QuotaBillsKeep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz