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QuotaBillsWit is educated insolence. - Aristotle
Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare
Silence is the wit of fools. - Anatole France
Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham
A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith
Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman
A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope
The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward
No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton
Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare
The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift
There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts