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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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