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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton


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