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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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