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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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