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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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