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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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