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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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