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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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