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You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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