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Tree Standout

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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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