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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

It's not who you are alone that defines you, but whose you are. - Ravi Zacharias

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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