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Truck Rest Stop

Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas

Truck Rest Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Truckers now sleep free of charge, protected from the elements

A hammock is a sling made of fabric, rope, or netting, suspended between two points, used for swinging, sleeping, or resting. Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas.

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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