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Truck Rest Stop

Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas

Truck Rest Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Truckers now sleep free of charge, protected from the elements

A hammock is a sling made of fabric, rope, or netting, suspended between two points, used for swinging, sleeping, or resting. Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas.

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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