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Truck Rest Stop

Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas

Truck Rest Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Truckers now sleep free of charge, protected from the elements

A hammock is a sling made of fabric, rope, or netting, suspended between two points, used for swinging, sleeping, or resting. Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas.

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My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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