Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel