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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

The truth, but not the whole truth. - Baltasar Gracian

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Tennyson

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer


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