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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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