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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

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Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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