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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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