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Twin Falls

Inspiring scenery @ start of the winding road to Hana, Maui

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Bamboo-zled close to the Twin Falls entrance

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Cooling off at a separate pool before the Twin Falls

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Arriving at the Twin Falls

The Twin Falls are the first waterfalls on the Road to Hana
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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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