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Twin Falls

Inspiring scenery @ start of the winding road to Hana, Maui

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Bamboo-zled close to the Twin Falls entrance

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Cooling off at a separate pool before the Twin Falls

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Arriving at the Twin Falls

The Twin Falls are the first waterfalls on the Road to Hana
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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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