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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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