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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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