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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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