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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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