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Umbrella Stand-ard

When there's not enough time to fully open the umbrella

Umbrella Stand-ard thanks to Barry McCartney

Umbrella Safety to Weather any storm

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After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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