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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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