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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

When you're hurt and need Elf Storage

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


Inverted Helicopter

Water Hat

NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category

Busted

Build It - They Will Come

Exhausted Baby

Monkeypox II

Overloaded Bookshop

Grass Leak

Family Tent

False Dreams

Fishnet Stockings

Saskatchewan Freeway

They All Look So Jacozy

Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike

Breadlace

Sled Dog

Hog Hunter