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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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