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Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude

Unhappy Baby thanks to Stan Kay

History of the middle finger

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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