QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. - Publilius Syrus
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds