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Unhappy Valentine's Day

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How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. - Publilius Syrus

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

There is not a more unhappy being than a superannuated idol. - Joseph Addison

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain. - Helen Keller

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

For happy people, time is 'filled and planned.' For unhappy people, time is unfilled, open and uncommitted; they postpone things and are inefficient. - Michael Argyle

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. - Simone de Beauvoir

Undisturbed calmness of mind is attained by cultivating friendliness toward the happy, compassion for the unhappy, delight in the virtuous, and indifference toward the wicked. - Patanjali

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

If you are a writer, you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. - Joyce Carol Oates


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