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United Nations - an Army of peacekeepers

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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