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Are you involved in Peacekeeping?

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United Nations - an Army of peacekeepers

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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